If You Can’t Take the Heat …

Cooking & Baking, Home and Renovation

Put down the power tools.

Ahhhhh … finally! Dodging and stalled by illness, gigantic operations, side effects, and general ennui, Phase One is happening in April and May — reno of the “cooking side” of the kitchen. (The “washing side” will come later.)

A corner of the living room is already piling up with big boxes full of ovens, induction burners, storage, new pans, wall-mount stuff, an exhaust fan, and yes, restaurant-style stainless steel prep tables and shelves.

This weekend, the gross cabinets and broken hood are coming off the back wall, and the old range is going to the boneyard. There will be some plastering to do as well. While we are on vacation in May, our next-door-neighbor contractor is pulling down the plaster and lath ceiling. This will leave us with big giant 1840s rough beams, plus a foot-and-a-half more ceiling height!

I’m following an interesting trend — no conventional range. I’ve noticed it in a few new-build apartments and tiny houses several times. Have you noticed a lot of our appliances are turning into countertop units — air fryers, instant pots, et al?

So we’re going with all-countertop. The oven will be a convection unit, but it can handle a moderate turkey. It’s also an air fryer, steam oven, programmable several ways, blah blah. For the stove, we’re going with induction burners.

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I could’ve gotten a unit with four, but it’s rare we use more than one burner at a time, and extremely rare that we use more than two. (We most often use the oven.) I figured why waste space. The gas line for the range will be turned off, capped, and left in place in case the next folks want to do something differently.

Here’s a picture of what it looks like now (I know… It’s disgusting and mid-construction besides), and a pic of what it will look like after this first phase is done. (Although the restaurant prep table I bought is wider, and I decided to go without wheels.) I call it “Industrial Cottage Chic,” but really, it’s just my style.

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Ewww … Eat it!

Cooking & Baking, Uncategorized

I remembered a “recipe” that I really liked from a very long time ago.

It’s from the early 1980s — a big decade for processed (and often strangely colored) food. It’s sort of a quick “Shepherd’s Pie,” but I hesitate to use that as a name — I don’t want to offend any shepherds.

In its entirety, the recipe calls for a can of Campbell’s condensed tomato soup mixed into cooked ground beef. A layer of instant mashed potatoes goes on top of that, and a sprinkle of paprika.

Well, I made it a few weeks ago. Predictably, I was not a fan.

You can’t go home again. Even for fake shepherds pie. Gross.


That said, let’s talk about it some decent tasting food. Here’s my recipe for Lemon Garlic Chicken and Cauliflower. I’ve made it several times — it’s a recipe that I made up, based on what was in the refrigerator at the time. It’s super easy and fast! This serves two people, and it’s very easily doubled for four.

Lemon Garlic Chicken and Cauliflower

  • 2 Large Chicken Breasts
  • 1/2 Head Cauliflower
  • Juice of 1/2 Lemon
  • 1/3 Cup Diced Red Onion
  • 2 Cloves Diced Garlic
  • 1/3 Cup Grated Parmesan
  • 1/3 Cup Chicken Broth
  • Olive Oil
  • Sea Salt & Ground Black Pepper
  • 1 Tbsp Thyme

Preheat oven to 425F, and heat up a few tablespoons of olive oil on high in a cast-iron (or other oven safe) pan. When the pan is hot, reduce the burner to medium. (Don’t burn your olive oil.)

While heating the pan, dice onion and garlic and separate/chop cauliflower. I cut my chicken breasts into strips, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to.

Drop in a tablespoon or two of garlic/onion in the pan, add chicken breasts seasoned with sea salt and black pepper, and cook a few minutes until chicken is browned on one side (when the it easily lets go of the pan). Flip it over.

Immediately add the cauliflower and the remaining onion/garlic. Squeeze the juice of half a lemon over the chicken and cauliflower, sprinkle with thyme.

Turn off the burner, and transfer the whole lot to your 425F oven for 30 minutes. Remove from oven, deglaze pan with 1/3 (ish) cup of chicken broth, sprinkle Parmesan over top of all, and cover for five minutes.

Mmmmm!

Caked & Baked

Cooking & Baking

Since getting my all-powerful stand mixer, I’ve been a baking crazy person. (I went with a Cuisinart rather than KitchenAid – I love it!) I thought it might be the initial rush of a new toy, but a month later the baking has not stopped.

I’ve been on a bit of a binge. Luckily, I’m not a heavy eater otherwise! Thus far, I’ve made the following recipes, and a few of these two or three times. The big hits are marked with an asterisk. =)

  • Gingerbread Spice Cake with Buttercream*
  • Cornbread Focaccia with Tomatoes*
  • German Pumpernickel
  • Puffy Eggy White Bread
  • Peanut Butter Cookies
  • Snickerdoodles
  • Spiced Banana Cake with Cherries* (my recipe)
  • Simple Banana Bread
  • Zucchini Bread
  • Blueberry Muffins
  • Herb Parmesan Biscuits* (my recipe)
  • and a few things I’m sure I’m forgetting

It got to a point at which I was really liking some recipes (or had created them) and really wanted to save them. I started putting together my own cookbook to keep in the kitchen. (Including woodcuts of medieval baking and cooking, of course!) The upcoming list I’ve at least managed to center mostly around Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s.

  • Choux Pastry & Confectioner’s Custard
  • Puff Pastry for Turnovers
  • German Bierocks
  • Steamed Golden Christmas Pudding (my recipe)
  • Pan de Muerto
  • Sugar Cookies & Royal Icing
  • Yellow Cake & Marshmallow Fondant
  • Molasses Cookies
  • Homemade Pasta

Happy eating season, Friends!

O

The Lost Weasley

Home and Renovation

Know anyone who keeps a box of antique reproduction iron hardware around just in case he needs it? I have a box of salvaged mid-19th century iron nails too.

98% sure it’s going to be the big hinge.

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The pantry is nearing completion; enough that I’m getting ready to build the doors. My drying rack arrived from the UK today!

I’m mulling over whether I want to go buy lumber right now. I’m tired, but if I do it now, I won’t have to go out tomorrow. Also, it’s raining. On the upside, the store would be slow. On the downside, I’d have to load lumber into the SUV in the rain. Plus I want to make some crème pastissiere and choux pastry. We’ll see. My tired back and cold toes will let me know soon.

Of course, like most things in this house, the pantry has taken much longer than anticipated. I’m used to it and fond of it. I’ve been known to build things purposely crooked so they can live in harmony with our slanting floors, crooked doorways, and cobwebs. So, everything takes a while. It’s a small price to pay for having the privilege of owning a 180+ year-old, super crooked Weasley cottage. =)

Out of curiosity, I just looked up a photo of Molly Weasley’s kitchen. I hadn’t realized it specifically, but that kitchen clearly sunk in and stuck in the back of my brain — it looks very much like what I am building right now. She even has my plate rack.

The Weasley’s kitchen

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I’ll have pictures soon.

Herbs de Provence

Cooking & Baking, Garden

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The leaves begin to tumble, the moon rises in the very early evening, and a chill wind blows past creaking wooden shutters and underneath ill-fitting doors.

It’s time to put up the herbs.

Nothing terribly surprising — just basil, thyme, oregano, and sage — but I have a nifty way of saving fresh herbs for the entire year. (At least I think I do. For all I know, everyone else is doing exactly the same thing.)

Sage & Basil ready for their bath

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I set the herbs in piles and pick through everything. (I have indeed taken caterpillars out.) I drop the stems and rejects in a pile on the counter, and I drop the good stuff into a colander in the sink.

After everything is rinsed, it’s food processor time — the basil, thyme, and oregano are wozzed up together nice and small as an herbs de Provence mix.

I tuck the washed-chopped herbs into ice cube trays, cover with water, and freeze. After they’re frozen, I plop ’em in a labeled Ziploc bag and I have ready-to-go chopped fresh herbs all year long — just drop an herb cube into whatever I’m cooking. =)

The scraps and stems can be put into a bottle with warmed olive oil and placed in the sun. Strain the herbs out after a week or two, and you’ll have herb-infused olive oil.

The sage is frozen separately (not chopped) in Ziploc bags by the bunch — filled with water and frozen to wait for Thanksgiving.

Happy Autumn!